Rock Town Radio-isms
(A user’s guide to understanding what the hell we’re talking about.)
1. Fertable: When something is certain. Example: “Are we going to get pizza?”, “Yes…it’s fertable.”
2. Frunk: So drunk you cannot type properly. Example: VVolf Aster Hours.
3. Tuna: A great song!
4. Bingo: A game some DJ’s play to lure cougars/older women.
5. Carlton: A dance used by Carlton in the Fresh Prince of Bell-air, often to a great song!
6. Snazzy: When something is totally awesome!
7. Don’t eat the pizza/nachos: These items are made with a special “meat” or “sauce”.
8. Rupaul: A transvestite who resembles a lunatic chatter.
9. Damn, Shanequia: Often used in response to a smartass or shocking remark. Example: “You have a really small penis!” “Damn, Shanequia!”.
10. Twofer/Twin Spin: Playing two songs back-to-back by the same artist.
11. Shit alley: The space between your left and right bum cheeks.
12. Fuddle: A fart puddle.
13. Brock Obonga: Rocktown’s first black bong!!!
14. HMRL: Holding My Ribs Laughing.
15. Muppet: An unattractive older woman who is so old she looks like a Muppet character.
16. GILF: An older version of a MILF. Someone’s hot grandma!
17. Hello Clitty: A line of sex toys created by McHottie.
18. Johnson’s Undies: A place where you hide your weed! Originally referenced by the movie, The Breakfast Club. Example: ‘What if your home, what if your dope was on fire?” “Impossible sir, it’s in Johnson’s underwear”.
19. ZJ: If you have to ask, you don’t deserve it.
20. Taking the dog for a walk/going to the bank: Having some special time with your significant other or by yourself!
21. Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried: A comeback line when someone threatens to ignore you. Example: “If you don’t shut up, I’m ignoring you.” “Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”
22. Manties: Man panties.
23. The Christmas Debate of 2004: A room debate on whether Brenda Lee sings, “later we’ll have some fuckin pie and we’ll do some caroling”, as opposed to “later we’ll have some pumpkin pie and we’ll do some caroling”, in the classic holiday song, Rocking Around the Christmas Tree.
24. A Lou Computer: A computer used from the 1980’s.
25. Pbrbrbrbrbrbr: To motorboat, to stick your head in between boobs and make this noise!
26. Sock cooker: A cock sucker.
27. Pillow Pants: A pussy troll, referenced in Clerks 2.
28. Uncle Perv/Uncle Giggity: Rocktown’s resident pervert.
29. Newbie Pervin: When a new user enters the room and private messages you instantly.
30. Lick Hitler: A crazy Nazi/Pee-wee Herman/Mr. Potato Head looking person who licks the air for no apparent reason.
31. Drive-by: A person who enters the room, says hi (or nothing at all) and then leaves.
32. Mental (mentally) vomit: When someone says something completely disgusting, you feel like your brain just puked. Example: “Scott made me mentally vomit when he told me he wasn’t wearing underwear.”
33. Doing the smurf: A sexual act in which someone chokes their partner until they turn blue.
34. I must be going camping cuz I’m pitching a tent: Wolf’s poetic way of saying he has a boner.
35. Elbow/boobs: To raise your elbows on cam so they look like boobs.
36. Penis Butter: Self explanatory.
37. Rocktown Trivia: A game played on Sunday nights where you earn points for guessing the song name/artist. One point for each correct guess, or three points if you guess both on the same line. Double Boner Round: Double the points for song name and artist, 5 points if you get them all on the same line in this round. Six players with the most points go to showdown. Showdown: Same as the first two rounds, except these points count for winning the game.
38. Panic typing: Typing so fast during RTR trivia that you completely misspell what you were trying to guess. Example: Montilley Cue, instead of Motley Crue.
39. Ignog: A dyslexic ex-chatter’s way of saying he was leaving the room. Example: “I have to get ignog in a few.” Also can be used to ignore someone. Example: “Is he bothering you? Just ignog him.” Often makes people crave eggnog.
40. Duts: The same chatter’s way of calling someone a stud or nuts.
41. Request whore: Someone who is constantly requesting songs, never allowing any other person to get in a request.
42. Going upstairs: Private messaging someone with something naughty, not to be shared with everyone else in the room.
43. Reverse Surprise Birthday Party: To argue with another chatter about your age and realize they’re right. Example: “I’m 48 not 47!” “No, you’re 47!” “Omg! You’re right!”
44. Banana Hammock: A male bathing suit in which the potato goes in the front.
45. Rocktown Prom: A great night hosted by DJ VVolf and Spudmaster (in tuxedo shirts) in which everyone had a “date” and hung out to enjoy totally kick ass tunes!
46. 10-100: To leave your computer to go pee.
47. 10-200: To leave your computer to poop.
48. H2P: Have to pee!
49. Sausage Fest/Testicle Festival: To realize you are the only female chatter in a room full of males.
50. The Devil’s Brew: Beer or another alcoholic drink
51: Playtime: Having some fun alone time with yourself.
52. Sham-wow: In reference to cleaning up a puddle after getting very excited.
53. ET: An extra testicle.
54. Can I be blunt/Can I be spliff: To be extremely honest with someone.
55. You have a shit on?: Are you wearing a shirt?
56. Same shit, different baday: Same shit happens but on another day.
57. Redhead’s don’t get gray and gray beards don’t get head: In reference to Wolf’s anti-aging appearance and Scott’s inability to get a BJ.
58. Digging for gold/gummi bears: Blatantly picking your nose on cam in front of several people, and proudly displaying your treasure.
59. Mr. Pinky: A particular DJ’s penis.
60. I had White Castle/Taco Bell: To tell everyone that your stomach hurts, or that you have to poop.
61. Fun happens when it’s late: Really wild conversations that usually take place after midnight! Example: ‘”Is he playing a song about fucking sheep?” , “Fun always happens when it’s late!”.
62. Batshit crazy: When someone is completely off their rocker. A Licking Hitler would be batshit crazy!
63. Skippam: When the Stickam server makes the music skip, or other technical difficulties in the room. Example: “I can’t hear the audio, it’s choppy.” “God damn, Skippam!”
64. That’s what she said: A line used by Michael Scott from the Office in response to something that’s usually sexual. Example: “Are we going out tonight?” “No. Not tonight, I have a headache.” “That’s what she said!”
65. Lumpy Counch: Casey’s lumpy couch.
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